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Men are like... Laxatives:
They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like... Bananas:
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like... Vacations:
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like... Weather:
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like... Blenders:
You need one, but you're not sure quite why.

Men are like... Chocolate bars:
Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like... Coffee:
The best ones are rich, warm & can keep you up all night long.

Men are like... Commercials:
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like... Department stores:
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like... Government bonds:
They take sooooooo long to mature.

Men are like... Horoscopes:
They always tell you what to do & are usually wrong.

Men are like... Mascara:
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like... Popcorn:
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like... Snowstorms:
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like... Lava Lamps:
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like... Parking spots:
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
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