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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge redneck.

He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big redneck. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive redneck leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off his stool.

He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big redneck.

"I've never seen you react like that," he says.

"Just what did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the big redneck replied. "Something about a job."
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